Saturday, July 20, 2019

CGI Fridays Star Wars Rankings

A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away…
The pitch black screen. Then the yellow title card. The booming John Williams score. The text crawl. The wipes. Ben Burtt’s sound effects. Ralph McQuarrie’s stunning visuals. Industry-changing effects work. The Jedi. The Sith. The Force. A new world.

No. A galaxy.
And the birth of a new era in cinema.

George Lucas injected so much creativity into his original 1977 film —simply titled Star Wars because Fox wanted to make sure one movie was a hit before ok’ing a second— that it’s almost hard to tell if he intended to change the way movies would be made for the rest of history.
Whether or not it was his intention, Hollywood has been emulating (or trying) what Lucas did with Star Wars ever since it first zoomed on screen that fateful May over 40 years ago.

Nothing will ever be like Star Wars except Star Wars. Even the new Star Wars movies, be it Lucas’ prequels or the Disney editions, are criticized for having the audacity to merely exist in the shadow of the original trilogy. Nothing will ever touch the original trilogy. I don’t mean in quality, because the original three are not strictly my top three Star Wars films. It can be done.

But nobody will ever be the first to do Star Wars again.
Perhaps it’s a generational, nostalgia-fueled thing. Perhaps. But there is no other franchise like the galaxy far, far away that has become a bigger fixture in our lives and the world of pop culture. (Although.)
My life is not excluded. Star Wars has been a passion of mine since being introduced to it at an age 11 birthday party premiere for Revenge of the Sith. (It coulda shoulda been earlier but neither of my parents have a sci-fi bone in their bodies.)
From there, I was all in. Outside of a comic book universe, is there anything as in-depth and inclusive as Star Wars lore? The movies. The books. The comics. (Dark Horse, not the new Marvel stuff.) The TV shows. The toys. The games.
And in this day and age, the commercials.

Star Wars has stood the test of time and is now in its early stages of Disney’s big chance to creatively control the property. Lucas retired from movies in 2005 and sold the company in 2012, perhaps because of the toxic reception to the prequels, or maybe because the man was just tired. Physically tired, or just tired of us nerf herders.
His life’s work cost him a lot, his marriage notwithstanding, but when it’s all said in done, he will be remembered as one of the most influential and important figures in entertainment history.

He is, without question, The Maker.
22. The Book of Boba Fett (TV series, 2021-please no more)
I always thought Boba Fett was a tad overrated (and dead) and his appeal was tied to his mysticism. He doesn't say much, always has his helmet on, and like his pa, is just a man trying to make his way in the universe. Still, there are cool stories to add to his legacy, as evidenced by Star Wars books and games.

But that takes effort. This show made none.

From the show's opening moments, when Boba bursts his way out of the Sarlaac Pit faster than Rey learned the ways of the force, I was worried. Several bacta tank fever dreams and dumb characters later, it seems the show itself realized how bad it was and decided halfway through to just make The Mandalorian Season 3.

The best, no, the only good parts of this "book" are chapters 5 and 6, where Boba Fett and Agent May have a TOTAL of two scenes.

The whole thing is just bizarre and even the fan favorite cameos can't salvage this Bantha poodoo. This show didn't need to be made, and in an egregious turn of events, the makers of the show agreed.

People wanted a peek under the helmet. Well, they got it. Boba literally refuses to wear the thing. Let's be honest, the helmet and voice IS Boba Fett, and not only does he not wear it, he's constantly carrying it around. Seems counterproductive.

I know Hollywood wants us to see actor's faces --the MCU takes every opportunity to have its heroes unmask -- but it doesn't fit here. That, and no offense, but it's Temeura Morrison, not Ewan McGregor.

In summary, this show sucked.

21. Star Wars: The Last Jedi
My publicly shared writing used to be sports exclusive. That was my previous life. After seeing The Last Jedi, I decided to start sharing some of my movie stuff, newly tabbed “CGI Fridays” and ready to go via google docs storage.
So, in a weird way, I guess, thanks Last Jedi?

20. Star Wars: The Bad Batch (TV series, 2021-present)
As much as I love The Clone Wars (see #11), Dave Filoni's breakthrough animated series was not prone to filler. Like most shows, some episodes just didn't do it for me. The "Bad Batch," a rogue group of mutant clones, were introduced in the final season, and they weren't for me.

An interesting premise, but a story and characters aimed at a young audience. They are basically the "Star Wars stooges." Nevertheless, I stuck with the show because this is Star Wars and I love this franchise.

My patience through season one was not rewarded. The show has no clear narrative purpose, instead it's a series of wacky adventures and a plot revolving around a new character, Omega. Her story, like the overall story of a galaxy that has just been taken over by the Empire, has potential. But the show hasn't taken advantage of it yet.

19. Obi-Wan Kenobi (TV series, 2022-Let the Past Die)
When they announced an Obi-Wan Kenboi show, I was of course excited. But I was also cautious. I love Star Wars, I love Obi-Wan, I love Ewan McGregor. The storytelling potential was strong with the force. However, I have long lost trust in Disney's handling of this once-great franchise and didn't want them to besmirch such an important character like Obi-Wan or Anakin Skywalker, AKA Darth Vader. Sorry - spoiler.

My worst fears were quickly realized. The lack of a plan has been Disney's Star Wars story. It killed the Sequel Trilogy, required Boba Fett's show to be saved by the Mandalorian, and Kenobi fell apart just as soon as it started.

This show had a gold mine of source material to work with. Literally years and years of content from other films and shows, novels, comic books, video games, heck even toys! And what we ended up with was Leia playing tag, multiple search-and-rescue missions in a short six episode limited series, and the worst sin this show committed: Reva.

Reva, a new character introduced as one of the Inquisitors, is a waste of time and space. She is not interesting, her motivations make no sense, her character development is boring, and she ends up as basically the main character of this show called Obi-Wan Kenobi.

There has been plenty of discussion about Reva online because if you don't like a character, the internet wants to cancel you. Yes, there are countless idiots online, but any attention paid to them and their (lack of) insight is too much. The character isn't disliked because of race or gender. She is not a lightning rod for political discussion. She is a bad character who shouldn't have and didn't need to be in this show. It's the same conundrum as Rose, a poorly written character in The Last Jedi that has nothing to do with the actress.

Reva even lets loose a "Light 'Em Up!" which is one of the worst lines in entertainment history. (See: John Cena in Bumblebee.) They didn't need her anyway as they already had the Grand Inquisitor, who is used sparingly with extremely poor... execution. He's written as a witless oaf, like many of his co-stars.

The supposed star of the show, Obi-Wan, is treated like a rag doll and is given the same pathetic treatment that Luke Skywalker received in The Last Jedi. Tearing down characters to build them up doesn't necessarily work when they have been around for 45 years. That's not to say it can't work, but feel free to make it plausible and/or interesting. His decision making is just --ugh-- terrible.

Which ultimately brings us to the story. The writing. The script. It's shallow, it doesn't care about canon, and uses absurd character decisions to get us from plot point to plot point. Looking at you, Darth Vader (puny wall of fire) and Bail Organa (brainless hologram message), two more legacy characters who are made out as fools in this forgettable series.

The production of Kenobi is also a bad joke. The action in the show, even lightsaber duels, is so shaky and cut up that it makes the slow-motion speeder chase in The Book of Boba Fett look slick. Natalie Holt's score is uninspired and generic, a surprise after her spectacular work in Loki. The sets are mostly lifeless CGI backgrounds. "Does Disney not have the budget?" He asks, obviously knowing the answer.

There are fleeting moments of promise, and they all involve Anakin and Obi-Wan. You know, what everyone wanted this show to actually be about. Their duel in Episode 3 ends in awkward, puzzling fashion, but at least their duel in Episode 6 is the best moment of the entire series.

The rest? Well, it's a gut punch to the stomach. Or should I say a lightsaber to the stomach? Because they both apparently do the same amount of damage unless your name is Qui-Gon Jinn.
18. Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker The most frustrating part about Episodes 8 and 9 is that Episode 7 was so promising. The Sequel Trilogy ended up feeling so disjointed, inconsequential and poorly planned that by the time Rise of Skywalker came around in 2019, there wasn't really anywhere to go.
The character arcs of Rey and Kylo Ren are redeeming qualities in a crowd of poorly written faces, but even those are handled so carelessly, and the script is so full of holes and things pulled out of Star Wars lore just for the force of it, that it's hard to care about anything that "concludes" in the supposed end of the Skywalker saga.
Even ifThe Force Awakens played it safe, The Last Jedi definitely crippled the narrative arc of Episodes 7-9 and Disney's lack of a plan resulted in the return of J.J. Abrams to try and salvage the mess created by Rian Johnson, who was inexplicably given complete control (writer-director) over Episode 8.
It might seem like a copout, but I will only remember the Skywalker Saga as Episodes 1-6.

17. The Mandalorian (TV series, 2019-present) Season 1, 2019: When Disney+ launched with The Mandalorian as its flagship title, people lost their minds. Baby Yoda is surely worth your memes and is both an adorable character and an intriguing plot device. But the first season of the show, after starting strong with hope of presenting some new stories in the post-Return of the Jedi galaxy, goes nowhere fast.
Season 2, 2020: Season two was a semi-mixed bag with some more filler, especially early on, but the last half of the season is epic. The Mandalorian loves to handle its narrative on a week-by-week, serial basis, but once the show committed to the main story, the fireworks went off Endor style.

Season 3, 2022: The Star Wars insult doesn't just continue, it has now infected the OG Disney+ show. I gave up on this season (and show) after just a couple episodes, frustrated with the stupid, meaningless stories and disgusted with the way Lucasfilm chickened out and retconned Grogu/Baby Yoda's arc in The Book of Boba Fett.

The Mandalorian isn't cool anymore. He's not a bounty hunter and he desperately wants to be part of a cult of galactic idiots who don't even take off their helmets to eat. (Do they sleep in them?) Baby Yoda is reduced to pure merchandise and the future of this show --like the rest of Star wars-- looks bleak.

16. Star Wars Rebels (TV series, 2014-2018)
After Disney acquired Lucasfilm, they had no plans to continue the fan favorite Clone Wars TV series. Anything to do with the prequels no longer existed. (Until it did again.)

Star Wars Rebels is by no means bad, it’s just not that good. The Clone Wars, as a cartoon, walked the tightrope of relating to its many different audiences. Rebels was more in tune with its younger viewers, and that's not necessarily a bad thing. It's just not my thing.

I’m here for good characters and good stories. I really like Kanan Jarrus and Hera Syndulla, and would recommend the novel A New Dawn if you want to get to know them better. I wish I could recommend the show for that purpose.
Rebels seems to be constantly stuck in a trash compactor, never really pushing the narrative needle. The series pivots heavily after season two to focus on the young Ezra Bridger, who practically begs to be disliked.
The show always felt like a missed opportunity, particularly given the backbone of this saga (episodes IV—VII) has to do with rebel… scum.

15. Ahsoka (TV series, 2023-Present)
You know the old adage "show, don't tell?" Well, Ahsoka makes the... um... interesting decision to neither show nor tell audiences much of what's going on throughout the inaugural season of this show following Anakin Skywalker's apprentice.

The show is an absolutely brutal drag at times and, at others, it's the best Star Wars content Disney+ has delivered since its inception nearly four years ago in 2019. For every scene that wows you with a galactic dogfight or "member berry" cameo, there are three more scenes of actors staring at each other and talking slower than a Hutt.

The show criminally underuses its big guest star, although the de-aging and overall CGI in the show are wonderful. His scenes are as unclear and purposeless as most of the show, but man that Clone Wars flashback was epic. Episode four through six are very strong while one through three and seven and eight will put you to sleep faster than C-3PO reading you a bedtime story.

Many have said it's Dave Filoni disguising an Ahsoka show as Star Wars Rebels season 5. They would be correct. The main character is Sabine Wren, written as a bratty, smug, lightsaber-proof (ugh) adult woman acting like an annoying teen. Disney continues to think arrogance in women is a likable trait, no matter the franchise.

Grand Admiral Thrawn's live action debut is entertaining until he opens his mouth. The music, done by Clone Wars and Rebels alum Kevin Kiner, is great. So is Lars Mikkelsen's acting. But Thrawn, the famous tactical genius who is always one step ahead, is portrayed as an absolute imbecile in the show. As are many characters like Ezra and Ahsoka.

The star of the show is the late Ray Stevenson, who plays a rogue Jedi because apparently Order 66 left about a thousand more survivors than we thought. Wasn't the purpose of that executive order to get the Jedi into a military kill zones? Too many have survived in these new Disney shows. His story is left jarringly incomplete, as is his apprentice's.

He LITERALLY ends the show hanging off a cliff, yet another cinematic finale in a streaming show that isn't an ending at all.

14. Andor (TV series, 2022-Present)
A few years ago when Star Wars announced their upcoming Disney+ slate, a show about Cassian Andor from Rogue One generated the least fanfare in comparison to names like Boba Fett and Obi-Wan Kenobi. I’d be lying if I said Obi-Wan’s show wasn’t the one I was most looking forward to, but if you’ve scrolled to this point, you know how that turned out.

 

Ever since George Lucas finished telling his six-episode Skywalker Saga, Star Wars nerds like myself have been clamoring for content that filled in the gaps between the movies. The first taste of this were the two Clone Wars shows (see below) and it was clear that there was a market for (good) content beyond the main films in the galaxy far, far way.

 

The narrative real estate with the biggest potential was the 19-year gap between Episodes III and IV. Only books and video games had cultivated this fertile ground until Rogue One. For some, Rogue One is forgettable. For me, it’s anything but. So when it was announced that Cassian Andor, a secondary character from that spinoff was himself getting a spinoff, reactions were Luke-Skywalker-warm.

 

I was excited because it would slot right into that era of so much storytelling potential. Based on my own preferences, I was less enthused it would be a series rather than a movie, but I was nevertheless looking forward to seeing Diego Luna’s character back on screen and getting a real look at what life was like under the Empire in Star Wars.

 

When it comes to showing the imperialistic world that was inspired by the Nazis, the show fulfilled its promise. It’s a serious show written by adults for adults, a level of mature content that has been sorely missing from the science-fiction genre in recent years. The acting is great, the music is fantastic and the visuals are beautiful.

 

My only big hang-up with Andor is exactly the reason I prefer film to television. There is so much extra fluff added to this 12-episode run that could have been cut out. Each arc could have been condensed, characters could have been completely eliminated from the script with no consequence (Syril, Bix, Cassian's sister, Cinta, Tay Kolma) and the story would have gotten to its same destination in a much more efficient way.

 

I know writing for TV means meeting an episode quota, but there are moments in Andor when I feel like I’m watching paint dry. However, there’s a lot of great intrigue and tension and it was very fun to see a Star Wars story that takes us out of the stars and into the streets.

13. Star Wars: The Clone Wars (Movie, 2008)
Before it went full television mode, The Clone Wars debuted in movie form. It wasn’t received well, but I actually think it’s really good and foreshadows some of the great stories that the TV series would tackle.

It kicks off the gist of the show, which would be the Republic and Separatists literally battling to secure allegiances in different galactic corners. The sinister Separatists and the noble Jedi fight to rescue Jabba the Hutt’s somehow adorable son.
It’s not perfect, and has two sorely out of place musical cues that I’ll always remember ironically. But it introduces an important new character to the franchise’s precious canon: Anakin’s apprentice, Ahsoka Tano, and dives way deeper into Count Dooku’s apprentice, Asajj Ventress, introduced in the 2003 Clone Wars show.

12. Tales of the Jedi (TV series, 2022-Hopefeully More)
The Star Wars prequel trilogy is not perfect. Sure, they are three of my all-time favorite films, with Revenge of the Sith earning pole position, but no film is perfect. With that said, the world that George Lucas built with Star Wars, and particularly in the prequel era, is so rich in stories, characters, settings, and intrigue, that it's no wonder an anthology series set in this time period is a huge hit.

Disney --and Disney+-- have struggled to fulfill its end of the deal with Star Wars (and Marvel) content, so they went back to the Dave Filoni well, The Clone Wars creator trained by Lucas himself. The results help devoted fans of the franchise relive the glory days, which feel like a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away.

Tales of the Jedi is a series of short, 15-minute episodes. Three follow Filoni's brainchild Ahsoka Tano, while three explore the untapped potential of Count Dooku's backstory.

Both have been covered in books, but there's always a difference when it translates to film or television. Inspecting these characters in the illustrious prequel era was a treat, and the stories brilliantly explore where the characters come from and where they ended up. Which, given Ahsoka and Dooku, is an extremely different but equally exciting place.

11. Star Wars: The Clone Wars (TV series, 2008-2014, 2020)
The movie, which was panned, shows more of the kid-friendly side of Dave Filoni’s forthcoming show. For example, Ahsoka’s nicknames for her new Master and extensive droid dialogue. However, the pilot episode of the TV show starring Yoda is indicative of the more serious and grounded tone the show would often take.
The series only got better as it went, and if Lucasfilm isn’t sold, Cartoon Network would probably have run it for at least two-to-three more seasons. A season six was released on Netflix and plans were set to go at least as far as seven before the show was scrapped.
(NOTE: After Rebels ran its course and The Last Jedi bombed fanatically, Disney “saved” The Clone Wars and it is expected to resume scheduled programming in 2020 on the the streaming service Disney+. All is forgiven? *shrug emoji*)

I was a middle school kid when The Clone Wars came out, elated for new Star Wars content after the movie saga concluded(*) three years earlier. Like any show, as great as TCW is, it’s not immune to a whole lot of filler. Droid arc in season five anyone?
But the show delivers on a whole bunch of incredible stories that we didn’t have time for in the movies. For as much as Star Wars is synonymous with Jedi, we don’t see a lot of the Jedi in the episodic movies. But, in the show, the Jedi Council is shown in full force.
The Sith are fleshed out as well, in the many forms of Palpatine/Sidious, Dooku, General Grievous, Asajj Ventress and another certain dark sider, the boldest move of all…
…bringing back the bisected Darth Maul. (No, Solo wasn’t the first to do so.) Maul’s return was a big risk, cause you know, but the Maul episodes are a huge highlight of the series. Whether it be him seeking revenge on Obi-Wan and/or his old master, his new brother Savage Opress, or his time on the throne of Mandalore. Mandalorians are awesome and are not just Fett exclusive. (2019 note: This became obvious with The Mandalorian...)
My relationship with The Clone Wars is tricky largely because of Maul. I think his return throws the movies' narrative for a loop, despite constant housekeeping efforts to maintain canon. I personally treat The Clone Wars as much as canon as a I do the amazing Force Unleashed video games.
Ultimately, with any material that isn't in Episodes I-VI, I don't look at it as critical canon. Even with my obsession of the prequel era and admiration for this show, there are just too many logistical problems introduced in the timeline.

10. Star Wars: Clone Wars (TV series, 2003-2005)
Back when animation didn’t exactly sparkle, you had to find an animation style to separate yourself in the field. Though the first of two Clone Wars TV series is much smaller in size than its successor, it had no room for dreaded TV “fluff” or time at all for wasted narrative space.
Star Wars, not unlike many movies, often skips over some time in-between installments. While the biggest gap in time is between Episodes III and IV, the main movies do gloss over the galaxy-changing war that divided the universe and crippled the Jedi Order between Episodes II and III.
A TV show was the next best option, and the first entry into it is definitely unique. Released in 2003 and finishing up in 2005, it picks up right after Attack of the Clones and literally feeds into Revenge of the Sith.
Episodes were short and sweet —sometimes only minutes long— and were surprisingly tailored to a more mature audience. Obviously there is no Sith nudity, but it isn’t as consistently light as the two TV series that followed.
I’m fascinated with the prequel era and want any opportunity to learn about the Clone War. Especially since it is a pivotal moment on the Star Wars timeline, first name-dropped by Ben Kenobi himself in A New Hope. Most of this intel comes from EU (or "Legends") novels like Labyrinth of Evil, Darth Plagueis, or Shatterpoint, but this series is another splendid source.
9. Solo: A Star Wars Story
After The Last Jedi, my lifelong obsession with Star Wars had taken a hit. But that was that movie and this was this movie. Solo was a chance for things to get back on track.
Massive behind-the-scenes drama and a director swap ballooned the movie’s budget to nearly $300 million. It was the first Star Wars sinceThe Empire Strikes Back not to make at least $215 million domestically. (Yeah, Empire made almost $100 million less than the first Star Wars.)
What was eventually Ron Howard’s product was a bounce-back Star Wars effort. (Though the box office and critics didn’t echo that sentiment.) There are many rewarding moments and several canon name drops like Felucia, Aurra Sing and Lando mispronouncing Han’s name.
People were skeptical from day one about a Han movie without Harrison Ford, but Alden Ehrenreich is fantastic and the movie feels like a true Star Wars adventure… albeit with a laughably pointless cliff-hanging cameo.
8. Star Wars: The Force Awakens
The remainder of the list are some of my favorite movies in the history of ever. Also, they’ve all been touched upon at length in other articles.
When Disney bought Star Wars, I was cautiously optimistic because Disney hadn’t done much meddling into Marvel’s worldwide success. The key difference however was Marvel had an existing creative team prior to the purchase. Disney was taking full control of Lucasfilm, and thus could do whatever they wanted going forward with Star Wars.
Relying on the original cast in Episode VI, then nuking the fridge in VII, was an odd game plan. But even ifTFA is a retread of A New Hope, that's no knock on the quality of the movie, the new music from John Williams, and, at the time, hope for the future.

7. Star Wars: Episode VI - Return of the Jedi
Another Death Star is a tough sell and the Han rescue plan is one of the most convoluted things ever, but Lucas didn't want the Death Star in A New Hope anyway. The resolution to Darth Vader’s incredible tale, coupled with a concluding hero’s journey for Luke, Leia and Han is bittersweet, the final credits indicating the end of something truly special.
To anyone who thinks the Ewoks were too cute... they eat people! They're also pretty cute, but they. eat. people.

6. Rogue One: A Star Wars Story
My personal favorite of the Disney Star Wars films, it’s dark, gritty, risky, and certainly unexpected. Whatever issues the production had, it’s hard to tell. The Rogue One blu-ray release shows very little of director Gareth Edwards and is the only Star Wars movie without a director’s commentary. Whatever issues there were behind the camera, I wouldn’t have been able to tell.
It’s the first Star Wars movie to not feature John Williams as composer, though Michael Giacchino (who also replaced Williams in the Jurassic Park/World franchise) steps in and is worthy of his predecessor’s legacy. Modern CGI also makes for the best Darth Vader scene in the archives.
5. Star Wars: Episode II - Attack of the Clones
I think the prequels contribution to the total Star Wars narrative is some of the greatest storytelling in the history of cinema. Lucas has a flare for just about everything, but his biggest weakness was revealed to be writing romance. The love scenes bring an all-timer down a slight notch, but the true star of Episode II is McGregor’s Obi-Wan.

The prequel trilogy layers the tragedy of Anakin Skywalker, but Episodes I-III are just as much Obi-Wan's. At long last, we see the Jedi Council further fleshed out and the final act (and beginning of the Clone War) is epic on so many levels.
4. Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope
That’s no movie… it’s history. This film changed everything in the movie game and officially set the stage for the sci-fi cinematic revolution. I highly recommend the Empire of Dreams documentary to learn more about just how impactful Lucas and his team were to the industry. (Twice.)

All the cliche's apply to Lucas and Star Wars. Really - nobody wanted this movie made. And nobody took it seriously on set. And no studio cared to secure sequel or merchandising rights. This made George Lucas a very rich man, and allowed him to self-produce the first six movies.
3. Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace
Jake Lloyd —and then Hayden Christensen— were fighting a losing battle from day one trying to play the part of future Darth. I happen to think both of them, particularly Lloyd and then Christensen in Episode III, ace it.
I like Lloyd and I believe in Anakin’s tragic tale starting with him. Liam Neeson’s one-off Qui-Gon Jinn is, for my credits, one of the strongest characters in all of the shows. (Shoutout to FX guru Dennis Muren, who called the movies “shows.”) Ewan McGregor’s Obi-Wan comes to life in Episode I and the pod racing sequence is about a million parsecs ahead of its time.
I thinkTPM is an exceptional movie and a ton of fun. Darth Maul is as good as it gets with a villain and the lightsaber duels in the prequels are extraordinary.
I will defend Lucas until the day I become one with the Force, but there is one decision not even I will fight for: If not for Jar Jar Binks, Episode I is probably in my all-time top 10.
2. Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back
Middle acts in a trilogy are some of the best movies. Empire, Spider-Man 2, Dark Knight, Winter Soldier. Infinity War is not in the middle but it's not the end. Sometimes, you just want to see the bad guy win.
Traditionally, they don’t. Obviously. And even all of these movies listed save Infinity War actually end in mostly triumphant fashion for the heroes. But, aside from the final, optimistic shot of Luke’s new arm and the assembling Rebel fleet, Empire Strikes Back truly belongs to Darth Vader and the Empire.

John Williams unleashes "The Imperial March" on audiences, still humming in our heads decades later. Luke's journey from burgeoning hero to Jedi Knight, with help from Yoda and the revolutionary puppet work from Frank Oz, provides the gem of a trilogy that changed movies forever.
1. Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge of the Sith
Not just my top Star Wars movie, but my favorite movie of all time. The Battle of the Heroes, aka the Duel on Mustafar, double-aka Anakin vs. Obi-Wan, is PEAK filmmaking. The knot in my stomach is still there after I watch ROTS for the billionth time. Just like in Empire, this isn't a happy ending.

Sometimes the good guys lose. But this is not the end. The fall of the Republic and birth of the Empire is (to me) the coolest overall arc in the history of entertainment.

The non-stop thrill ride of Revenge of the Sith, from the immaculate opening shot and battle above Coruscant, to Obi-Wan delivering baby Luke to his Aunt and Uncle before Tatooine's binary sunset... this movie continues to take my breath away.

(Sorry, Darth Vader, poor choice of words.)

2014 CGI Fridays Rankings

2014 was the first year I documented and ranked the movies I saw. I've since gone back and posted on years prior, but '14 is pretty much where the #CinemAce journey begins. It is fitting then, that the number one movie of 2014 became one of my all-time favorites.

So let's go. 2014 was loaded.

1. Captain America: The Winter Soldier; A+
It is hard to believe that the sequel to the 2011 Captain America debut was once considered unnecessary and a waste of time, simply minding the gap in between Avengers vehicles. Little did we know we were in store for the best Marvel Studios (obviously an opinion) movie and a film that would completely change the comic book game.
In 2012, The Avengers (A+) shattered records, but solo outings for superheroes, outside of Christopher Nolan's latter two Batman movies and the third Sam Raimi Spider-Man film, had yet to make the financial splash that superhero movies now hit with ease today. Since Marvel Studios' debut feature Iron Man (A+) in 2008, fans and critics alike were pleased but not blown away by the Iron Man sequel or The Incredible Hulk (A+)Thor (A+) and Captain America; The First Avenger (A+).

Helmed by Anthony and Joe Russo, brothers who previously worked in television, the Russo's brought a slick style to Captain America, taking him from out-of-time and out-of-place goody two shoes to an absolute badass.

Taking heavy inspiration from comic book writer Ed Brubaker's Winter Soldier run (probably my favorite run of comic book goodness), the Russo's insert the titular Winter Soldier as one of the franchise's best villains and successfully worked a real-world narrative into a comic book film.
Portraying Cap on screen always ran the risk of making him too much of a boy scout. As he progressed into the modern age, he truly became a star and arguably the most popular comic book character after The Winter Soldier.
On top of that, the Russo's and Marvel Studios completely shake up the entire universe with the destruction of SHIELD, and pave the way for the future of the MCU, which the Russo's have their fingerprints all over, going on to direct my top 2016 movie Captain America: Civil War (A+) and more than very likely my top 2018 film, Avengers: Infinity War (A+).
Also, that Henry Jackman soundtrack.
2. Guardians of the Galaxy; A+
After the success of The Winter Soldier, non-Avengers projects at Marvel definitely had people's attention. However, people were skeptical that even the behemoth that is Marvel Studios could turn their D-team into a box office success.

With The Avengers out of the box and the X-Men and Fantastic Four operated by Fox, the Guardians of the Galaxy became a reality. With an innovative, creative script from James Gunn and what has become an all-time soundtrack, the movie shattered August box office precedent and added another pillar to the résumé of Marvel.

Pinpoint casting, a forte of the studio, put together an incredibly likable title team. Chris Pratt, Zoe Saldana and especially Dave Bautista highlight the Guardians, and made a winner of the film and fans of us all. The movie also fleshes out Thanos and the Infinity Stones, a tall task completed swiftly.
3. The Amazing Spider-Man 2; A+
Maybe it is my ever-loving bias of the web slinger, my first cinematic love from 2002, but I actually loved the sequel to 2012's inexplicable reboot. Like LOVED. Hits me right in the gut with every viewing.
Jamie Foxx ramps up the campiness a little too hard, but he's a really entertaining baddie when he's feeling blue. In the spirit of completely rebooting the franchise two years earlier, Sony decided to use Green Goblin yet again despite one of the most elaborate rogue galleries. Dane Dehaan's portrayal and design didn't have many fans, but it had one in me.

In an effort to shake up the usual superhero score, Hans Zimmer jumps from Batman to Spider-Man and teams up with Junkie XL, artist Pharrell and others to put together one of my absolute favorite movie soundtracks. That certain death scene is one of the best constructed fatalities in cinematic history.
4. John Wick; A+
From the stunt masters behind The Matrix (A), a passion project with Keanu Reeves ended up becoming a cult classic and one of the best action movies in recent memory. John Wick is sexy, stylish and ruthless. You will be hard-pressed to find better hand-to-hand combat (although number one on this list does a damn fine job) and what the film's creators appropriately call "Gun Fu" is hard to take your eyes off of.
I understand Reeves has some detractors, but my emotional, probably romantic connection with every character he plays...from Neo, to Shane Falco to Mr. Wick... is undeniable.
5. Dawn of the Planet of the Apes; A+
The most underrated movie trilogy in many years -not with critics but with fans and box office receipts- the modern Planet of the Apes trilogy is damn near perfect. Dawn captures the middle of the journey leading up to the events in the 1968 classic. In between Caesar's creation and the war for humanity...and the planet of the apes...we have an attempt for peace.

The movie is all about the man, er, ape in charge. That is Caesar. Matt Reeves takes the helm from Rupert Wyatt and builds on everything he laid as groundwork. Historically breathtaking CGI and motion capture work, especially from star Andy Serkis, makes you feel like an ape yourself and creates one of the most admirable and powerful protagonists in film history.
6. Boyhood; A+
The thing about movies is that you ditch reality, suspend your disbelief and invest in something that usually couldn’t happen in the real world. However, with Boyhood, director Richard Linklater really did spend years filming the developing life of a young boy. All of the problems a young kid has becoming a man are on genuine display in a literal coming-of-age film.
7. Nightcrawler; A+
Jake Gyllenhaal puts this movie on his back and plays a video journalist with huge aspirations and an insatiable desire for perfection. It's chilling, it's thrilling and it's very real. The movie never lets go, either. Up until the credits roll, you have no idea what to expect.

8. Big Hero 6; A+
With the live-action superhero genre now king, Marvel has all but discontinued their animated superhero films. However, Big Hero 6 is a little different. It's not a superhero movie, per se. It isn't about Spider-Man or Captain America. But it is about Marvel characters.

With Marvel now under the Disney umbrella, Disney was bound to take comic book characters and create an animated movie. Indeed that is what they did with Big Hero 6.
The film is smart, using a genuine base knowledge of science and inventions, and has the usual Disney heart at the center of it while avoiding being overly touchy or campy. All the characters are lovable and the slick action and recreated cityscape of "San Fransokyo" is impressive.
9. What We Do in the Shadows; A+
Taika Waititi’s self-mockumentary about the life of a vampire is absolutely one of the funniest movies I have ever seen. There’s something about the New Zealand charm, and the total anarchy in this script, that makes for non-stop laughs. An excellent supporting cast, as well.
10. Edge of Tomorrow; A+
Tom Cruise action movies are usually popcorn fun at their peak. Edge of Tomorrow, with the great tagline "Live, Die, Repeat," is filled with awesome action but also a coherent, incredible story that utilizes the creativity of the plot really well. Plus, Emily Blunt. And really cool aliens. And the end of the world is always fascinating.
11. Nowitzki: The Perfect Shot; A+
Not just one of the greatest athletes, but people. Ever. That dude. Dirk.
12. Non-Stop; A+
Why is Liam Neeson such a badass? I seriously can't get enough of the Irish bastard. I didn't see the twist coming and am not the most fearless of planes. All that and a genuine thriller combine to give me, and hopefully you, one hell of a movie. Another thing, everywhere you turn here is a dramatic plot twist and an incredible actor.

13. X-Men: Days of Future Past; A+
X-Men films have been hit or miss. And the hits, in 2000 and 2002 (both A's), were good for me. Not great. I think a big misstep for Fox was poor casting of many of the X-Men team members. Like Cyclops, or Rogue, or Mystique, or Nightcrawler, or Archangel, just to name a few.

Only one X-Men film has earned an A+ grade - this one. Logan in 2017 and First Class were close. The latter rebooted things in 2011, cleaning the slate thanks to director Matthew Vaughn and the new duo of James McAvoy and Michael Fassbender as Professor X and Magneto, respectively. However, Fox wanted to revisit the Patrick Stewart-Ian McKellen pair, but also wanted to feature the new group, and wanted Hugh Jackman's Wolverine to be at the center of it.
A daring endeavor, and they brought back Bryan Singer, who spurned them in 2006 to direct Superman Returns, to do it. High aspirations were rewarded, and Days of Future Past is far and away the best X-Men movie for me. Unfortunately, it didn't last when Apocalypse fell flat in 2016. At least there's Deadpool.
14. The Grand Budapest Hotel; A+
Wes Anderson’s films smell a little to me like one of my favorite directors, Edgar Wright. Quirky, unafraid to be ridiculous, and a whole lot of fun. Before he was a surprise choice as Flash Thompson, Tony Revolori flourished alongside the seasoned, witty mustache veteran Ralph Fiennes. Whenever I see a concierge now, I just assume they have a miraculous story.
15. Begin Again; A+
Musically motivated director John Carney (Sing Street, A+ in 2016) puts one of my primary cinematic beliefs front and center in Begin Again. That theory? The right music in the right movie makes for a truly great film. That, and excellent leads —Kiera Knightley, Mark Ruffalo, and oh crap Adam Levine!— result in a feel-good time with awesome original tunes.

16. A Walk Among the Tombstones; A+
Liam Neesons. I can understand why people run these all together as Taken sequels, I guess (2014 featured the third and final of those). But each is different, save for that man kicking some ass. Sometimes twice a year. Detective Dante Culpepper reporting for duty.
17, The Interview; A+
The hotly controversial James Franco-Seth Rogen film about Kim Jong-Un that infamously initiated the Sony e-mail hack and subsequent leak and Spider-Man fallout (hello MCU!). Franco is over-the-top stupid but it works. The film is as over-the-top as it gets, taken to another notch by Randall Park’s fantastic portrayal of the North Korean Katy Perry lover.
18. Son of Batman; A+
The beginning of a trio of animated DC movies following Batman and his bastard child Damien, the origin point is strong and while one might be a tad annoyed with the youthful tendencies of the new Robin, you appreciate the effort to build into Batman lore and Jason O’Mara is a good Bruce Wayne/Batman.

19. Birdman; A+
One of those movies where you have to appreciate and really love the actor behind the main character. Here that happens to be Michael Keaton, caught in-between playing Batman and the Vulture, as well as the ruthless antagonizing of the Hulk Edward Norton and the skimpy Gwen Stacy.

20. American Sniper; A+
They say history has a way of repeating itself. In the case of the world and its checkered past, we just keep making mistake after mistake. The War in Iraq is just one of the latest. Glorified since the first battle was fought, Clint Eastwood’s 2014 film goes into the mind, life and human consequences of a soldier. Sure, Chris Kyle’s (Bradley Cooper) story isn’t that accurate, but it’s a movie. And a damn good one.
21. Whiplash; A+
The air kind of comes out of the proverbial balloon at the end, with some happenings that are far-fetched in a movie that otherwise deals with grounded events. J.K. Simmons is so relentless in this and I hope to never be at the brunt of such unconditional hatred.

22. Snowpiercer; A
A South Korean film brought over to the states starring personal favorites Chris Evans, Tilda Swinton and Octavia Spencer among others, Snowpiercer is a smaller scoped look at what would happen after the end of the world. It all takes place on the titular train and the movie progresses train car by train car with outlandish results. Although if the world were to end, who’s to say how we would react?
23. Selma; A
The unbelievable story of Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. Unbelievable as in “how did racism exist? How does it still? How did slavery?” The history of humans —and especially Americans— is tragic and disappointing. The fact that the color of one’s skin is a reason for being different will always perplex me. Like Selma’s A+ grade, a cast that has stars like Cuba Gooding Jr., Oprah Winfrey and Dylan Baker in minor roles is reflective of the film’s impressive depth.
24. Chef; A
Jon Favreau took a quick respite from the blockbuster super hero and animated adventures to direct Chef. It’s got a small, focused scope, and though Favreau brings along some of his big name friends (Robert Downey Jr. and Scarlett Johansson), this one is all about the aspiring chef and his relationship with his son.

25. Kill the Messenger; A
Like a character in the movie who tells Jeremy Renner’s real-life character Gary Webb, “some stories are too true to tell.” A nice summary of history if you need one. Based on San Jose Mercury scribe Webb’s true story about the illegal cocaine transactions in Central America by the CIA…what am I saying? It didn’t happen! Smh they got to me.
26. Draft Day; A
Sports movies, like Disney animated movies, flirt closely with being too sappy and taking you out of the experience. However, Draft Day, starring the undefeated Kevin Costner as general manager of the ill-fated Cleveland Browns, is so accurate to the real-life Browns that any sports fan will appreciate it.
The movie came out just before the actual NFL Draft, and the Browns seemed to be having themselves a miraculous "Draft Day" indeed, directly shadowing the movie. It was quite the experience until they picked Johnny Manziel.

27. The Equalizer; A
Watch Denzel Washington kick ass when he's not reading in a coffee shop and molding the mind of Hit-Girl? I’m in. Would be an A+ if it wasn’t 20-30 minutes too long.

28. The Judge; A
Maybe I am way too big of a Robert Downey Jr. fan. Maybe I saw my own, recently passed grandfather in Robert Duvall's elder character. Whatever it is, this movie moved me pretty hard. Enough for me to forgive its weirdly ambitious multitude of subplots.
29. The Babadook; A
Scary movies don’t often have the best plots. In fact, it’s crazy how few even bother to go anything beyond a few characters and a pandora’s box of jump scares. (Which is definitely not how you use that expression.) The Babadook may not satisfy the plot aspect, but it is genuinely terrifying and you don’t find that often these days anymore. It isn’t done through cheap scares, but real ones accompanied by a non-stop musical score that has you biting your nails for the film’s entire second and third acts.
30. Oculus; A
Another scary movie I really liked. On top of being scary, trippy and not pulling any punches, the movie did what all movies strive to do: connect you to the cast. Karen Gillan and Brenton Thwaites are fantastic and I am fearful for the brother and sister's safety from the moment I meet them. (Such a cool title, too.)

31. The Purge: Anarchy; A
2014 seemed to please me a lot more than most. The Purge movies are more popular in conversation than actually getting people to theaters. Jumping from the focused experience of Ethan Hawke's family in the first Purge (A in 2013), now we hit the streets and follow as Frank Grillo's character and a band of others try to get through the killing-sanctioned night. I enjoyed it immensely, and find Grillo an exceptional actor. Of the three Purge movies (with a fourth on the way), this is my favorite.


32. The Imitation Game; A
Benedict Cumberbatch has a weird face. It’s oddly compelling while I’m aware that it’s beautifully unique. As all humans should be. I love that incredibly talented man. He’s wonderful as Alan Turing and the true story behind this movie is worth retelling.
33. 22 Jump Street; A
Almost The Flash writers and Solo directors Phil Lord and Chris Miller, who also helmed The Lego Movie, deliver a hilarious follow-up to their breakout hit 21 Jump Street. Just like its predecessor, it’s a humorous, self-aware mix of laughs and silly action, highlighted by the star performances of Channing Tatum and Jonah Hill, also introducing me to the Lucas brothers. It’s as close to breaking the fourth wall as you can get without knocking it over, constantly poking its own self for potential #sequel-itis. Best credits ever?
34. Interstellar; A
Christopher Nolan's IMAX-gasm is visually stunning, as expected. After fronting Leo DiCaprio for Inception, he gets an inspiring performance from another A-lister, Matthew McConaughey, and I'd be remiss not to shoutout Topher Grace. Nolan once again cements himself as one of the greatest directors ever with a beautiful, smart, narrative beast of a film.

35. Clown; A
Before Spiderman and even before the brilliant Cop Car (A+ in 2015), Director Jon Watts already showed two things in Clown: He can write good characters, and he hates kids.
36. Noah; A
I admittedly don’t know diddly squat about the Bible. It’s nothing personal. So if Noah took a bunch of creative liberties telling the story of that dude, his ark and his anti-humanitarian vision…I wouldn’t really know. In any case, Russell Crowe plays the part to (perceived) perfection and it boils down to a truly interesting tale of humanity.

37. The Lego Movie; A-
The dynamic duo of Phil Lord-Chris Miller were quite busy in 2014 (Jump Street sequel as well just above). It's obviously catered to kids, but incredible voice acting and countless cameos and references make it a thrill ride for fans of all ages. It doesn't hurt that it is genuinely funny, and the star acting duo of Chris Pratt and Elizabeth Banks is a winning combo.
38. Batman: Assault on Arkham; A-
Unnecessarily prefaced with the “Batman” subtitle, Assault on Arkham is a Suicide Squad movie with Batman in it. The Joker is also in it and the movie takes place in the Arkham video game continuity. Because of that inclusion, the voices of Kevin Conroy and Troy Baker are a welcome sound, but a cliffhanger ending that bends logic and story takes a little bit away from a good, fun animated movie.
39. Gone Girl; A-
A MOVIE BASED ON A BOOK! A MOVIE BASED ON A BOOK! A MOVIE BASED ON A BOOK! A MOVIE BASED ON A BOOK! A MOVIE BASED ON A BOOK!. #FreeBenAffleck
40. Annabelle; A-
Crazy enough, I prefer this 2014 Annabelle, which was shunned by critics, to the "certified fresh" Annabelle: Creation in 2017 (B+) . I thought the 2014 version was scarier and made better use of that damn terrifying doll. Not that the 2017 edition didn't, because I still like that movie a lot, but the 2014 film legitimately terrified by soul.
41. Deliver Us from Evil; B+
After Sinister (A+ in 2012) and before Doctor Strange (A+ in 2016), Scott Derrickson made Deliver Us from Evil. It wasn’t well-received but has some impressive cinematography combined with visual effects, plus an extremely well-lead cast by Eric Bana and Edgar Ramirez.
42. The Hunger Games: Mockingjay Part 1; B+
The Hunger Games novels are some of my very favorite literature and I've loved the movie series and its commitment to staying dark. Mockingjay was split into two parts, which is obviously a cash grab and it didn't need to be two parts, but Suzanne Collins' novels just have so much to work with.
Nevertheless, some of the fat could have easily have been trimmed (Primmed? No, that's terrible) but like Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows was split in two (B+ and A+), you can't begrudge the studio's financial priorities when the films are still good.

43. Godzilla (2014); B+
Gareth Edwards, before (mostly) helming Rogue One, took on the biggest and baddest monster of them all. In fact, 2014's Godzilla launched Warner Bros.' "Monsterverse." (2017's Kong: Skull Island (A+) is the better of the two so far for me.)
The movie certainly builds up the appearance of its star and makes you wait to see the famous monster. When he does arrive, it is indeed something special. Unfortunately, the character beats leading up to what we all came for...are not what we came for.
44. As Above, So Below; B+
The end blew my mind. It also blew my friend's mind. And if he didn't see it coming, I have faith you won't, either. He's a smart guy.

45. The Theory of Everything; B+
Benefitting from Eddie Redmayne and Felicity Jones, The Theory of Everything is a heartbreaking look into the life of Stephen Hawking and the crushing inevitability of the brilliant man's disease.

46. Paranormal Activity: The Marked Ones; B+
The found footage darling fights on with a semi-sequel-prequel-Zenon the Zequel. Another ending that elevates a good film to very good in my eyes. For a movie many dismissed due to the fatigue on the franchise, it’s my favorite of the series.

47. Justice League: War; B
Another entry in the DC animated universe, Justice League: War doesn’t quite make the most of its star members teaming up, but does give us a rewarding glimpse into DC’s Thanos Darkseid…who Thanos is based off of.
48. Robocop (2014); B
Before reboots dominated Hollywood and were hated for merely existing, Robocop snuck in there in 2014. Truthfully, it isn't very memorable and doesn't separate itself from the classic original, but is certifiable entertainment.
49. Sex Ed; B
When the sun eventually burns out, or aliens come, or whatever causes our collective demise, there will probably still be a debate on whether sex education should be taught in schools. Sex Ed tackles these complicated themes very honestly, and the result is mostly intelligent despite some uninteresting sub plots.

50. The Rover; B
If you called The Rover boring, you'd be right. If director David Michôd's 2010 Animal Kingdom (A+) was relentless, this dystopian film is on the opposite end. With that said, performances from Guy Pearce, Robert Pattinson, and Scoot McNairy make this slow-burn pretty lit.

51. Tusk; B
Holy legitimate ****! This is one of the most haunting movies I’ve ever seen. (Justin Long is underappreciated and Unsupervised on FX was even more so.)

52. Transcendence; B-
Christopher Nolan's longtime cinematographer Wally Pfister ascends into the director's chair in Transcendence. There are a countless number of ideas at play here and despite Pfister's visual command, the film starring Johnny Depp looks and sounds good, but doesn't touch its Nolan-esque ambitions.

53. Unbroken; B-
Angelina Jolie's cinematic adaptation of the world famous novel is certainly grand. It takes its time to tell Louie Zamperini's story in all its slightly exaggerated glory and star Jack O'Connell keeps the movie from getting too caught up in its own pace with an exuberant performance.

54. Million Dollar Arm; B-
It’s a shame Disney felt the need to Jon Hamm-fist a love story into a movie about the true story of Indian baseball players Dinesh Patel and Rinku Singh. Everything about those two and their trainer/friend/life coach/spiritual leader Amit (played with winning charm by Pitobash Tirpathy) is great. Everything else drags the movie way down.
55. Get On Up; B-
Like 2013's Nelson Mandela biopic, Get on Up just doesn't have enough time to cover all the desired beats. Many moments of James Brown's life are very lightly touched on and glossed over. The film is also told out of order and flashbacks come in at all different times with misleading title cards. It's disjointed but you can't miss the performance from Chadwick Boseman.
56. Lucy; B-
Luc Besson was extremely ambitious with Lucy. Starring Scarlett Johansson, a drug deal gone wrong ends up giving her superpowers and sends her on a killing spree. Or something. It gets crazy. But I remember having enough fun.


57. A Million Ways to Die in the West; C+
Seth MacFarlane's unprecedented success on the small screen has struggled to translate to the big screen and his ode to "The Western" parody wasn't as successful as his Ted films. The jokes are often on point and there are some hilarious moments, but the story is (perhaps intentionally) cookie cutter.

58. Fury; C+
Has nothing to do with the everyone's favorite one-eyed director and is dark as the day is long. An exceptional cast (Brad Pitt, Michael Peña and the underrated youngster Logan Lerman — where did he go?) and while it’s not as good as David Ayer’s previous film, End of Watch (A- in 2012), it looks like a masterpiece in comparison to Suicide Squad (D- in 2016).

59. Exodus: Gods and Kings; C+
Exodus is solid entertainment, if not that coherent. Plus, this film is the very definition of whitewashing. The historical events take place in Egypt, yet the cast is full of White A-listers like Christian Bale, Joel Edgerton, and Ben Mendelsohn. All of them perform brilliantly, but the movie should have had more realistic representation.
60. The Gambler; C+
Rise of the Planet of the Apes (A+) director Rupert Wyatt doesn’t have the same winning hand here. The Gambler isn't groundbreaking cinema, but Mark Wahlberg is always a good gamble.
61. Divergent; C+
With Hunger Games coming to a close and Harry Potter years finished, the young adult novel movie genre was clinging to life. Then Divergent came along... and killed it for good.

62. No No: A Dockumentary; C
Dock Ellis's story is ripe for movie presentation, but the dialogue-heavy "Dock"-umentary about the man who threw a no-hitter on LSD isn't as interesting as it ought to be.
63. Neighbors; C
Wasn't crazy about Neighbors, but did chuckle here and there. Much prefer director Nicholas Stoller’s previous two entries Forgetting Sarah Marshall (A+ and its “sequel” Get Him to the Greek (A+).

64. Pawn Sacrifice; C
It shocks me to realize that the game of chess actually captivated the attention (span) of the world, but that's exactly what happened in 1972. (Remember: no cell phones) I had no interest in the subject matter, but I'm always interested in a Tobey Maguire performance. He doesn't disappoint, turning a boring movie about chess into an insightful movie about mental illness.
65. No Good Deed; C
Idris Elba, Taraji Henson and enough suspense to justify a matinee ticket.
66. The Guest; C
After You’re Next (A+) the year before, director Adam Wingard flipped that rousing success into The Guest. It successfully builds suspense with good performances, all building up to a crescendo that…kind of stinks. With a madly underwhelming end. Had a chance to do something really cool here.
67. Horrible Bosses 2; C-
A lot of dumb laughs, but enough good ones to justify a grade that isn't too horrible. Chris Pine is fun as a goof baddie.

68. Into the Woods; C-
Had to watch it for a school project and it was alright! Two birds!

69. Predestination; C-
Ethan Hawke is one of my very favorite leading men, but even with a neat premise, Predestination spends a lot of time without having a destination. An alarming amount of the movie is spent on a flashback backstory.

70. Foxcatcher; C-
When telling a true story, a lot of times the movie can move a little slow. A little stagnant. That’s an understatement with Foxcatcher, although I’d be remiss not to point out great performances from Channing Tatum, Steve Carrell and Mark Ruffalo.

71. Sin City: A Dame to Kill For; C-
I sort of liked the first Sin City and coming from Frank Miller, it's certainly unique. "Sort of liked" usually doesn't mean I see a sequel, but I was a bum in 2014 and saw a lot of bad movies. (2018 edit: this trend continues post-bum.)

72. Animals; D+
A great performance from actually recovered drug addict David Dastmalchian isn't enough to make the movie very compelling.
73. Jersey Boys; D+
"I don't remember the movie but watch it for the music." - Mama Feltman.

74. Tarzan (2014); D+
Why is a story that’s already been told over and over being narrated so heavily? Obviously this animated endeavor went for an extended angle, and while the CGI pixelation reminds me fondly of the short-lived MTV Spider-Man show, it’s a shallow effort.
75. Before We Go; D
I watched Chris Evans’ directorial debut because, well, do I really need to spell it out for you. I-L-O-V-E-T-H-A-T-H-U-M-A-N! There. You happy? Before We Go has one strength and that’s Evans and co-star Alice Eve. Unfortunately that’s it.
76. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles; D
It's unfortunate that the filmmakers had no idea what kind of movie they wanted to make. The imbalance between camp and cartoon, grit and realism and a bizarre array of tone dooms the live-action heroes in a half shell.
Commercially, things actually went okay, and a sequel in 2016 was green-lit. That one was a little better, but a third TMNT is highly unlikely.
77. Ouija; D-
Bad scary movie, though the "sequel" in 2016 fared much better. I actually like this one better, and don't like either.

78. Under the Skin; D-
Is it so terrible that I wanted to see Scarlett Johansson in this? The movie is pretty weird, though.

79. Faults; F
2019's The Art of Self-Defense (B), added with my built-in intrigue of a film tackling mental illness, brought me to Faults. I quickly soured with an unlikable main character and an aimless plot.
80. Transformers: Age of Extinction; F
I made multiple bathroom trips just to escape this movie. I struggle to figure out how so many people in a room can decide to produce something like this.