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Saturday, December 16, 2023
CGI Fridays Holiday Feature: A Boy Named Sue
Every December, you can feel the holiday spirit in the air. Even here in Arizona, where “winter wonderland” is just a cactus covered in sun, a middle school is a perfect way to gauge the collective holiday spirit.
At my school, Christmas spirit has been raging since before the calendar turned to December. There are decorations, costumes, Santa hats, ugly sweaters, treats aplenty and lots of dress-up days. We even had a “wear blue day” for Hanukkah and my plastic Menorah sits proudly on my classroom desk.
The environment closely resembles my first teaching job back in Texas. Each school’s PTA goes all-out in thanking the staff for raising their kids… err, I mean doing their job as educators.
Sandwiched between these two high-achieving schools planted in prosperous communities was my experience at a Title I school last year. The holiday season felt very different around those kids, even with the lure of a two week break from school on the horizon.
The thing is, those kids weren’t going on vacation over break. They might go to the mall. They’re not getting cool new clothes or a new iPhone for Christmas. Some won’t celebrate Christmas at all. Some don’t have a family to celebrate it with. There are no eight days of Hanukkah. There might be one night of joy, and that’s pushing it.
What troubles me most about this egregious difference in class, quality of life and imbalance of childhood is these kids are just that… kids. They have no say in the matter and didn’t choose the family they were born into. Many of the young boys and girls at my previous school don’t even live with their birth parents. Some don’t even know where they are. Some do, and that answer is worse than the unknown.
At the center of this personal conundrum, a specific boy comes to mind. For obvious reasons, I won’t be divulging his name. So, like the famous Johnny Cash song my dad used to play all the time in the car, he’s going to be a boy named Sue.
This boy lives with his grandmother. His mom is a drug addict living in Wisconsin. He wears a Packers jersey sometimes and occasionally speaks positively about his birth mother. Most of the time, he laments about how she only calls to ask for money, constantly relapses, and is a negative influence on his older brother who is out of the house and has joined mom up north.
He knows where his dad is. Sort of. He has an idea. He’s strung out somewhere in Phoenix.
Grandma is incredibly supportive and, despite the hurdles placed on this boy since before he even entered the world, he was one of my best students. In fact, he was often bored in class as so many students at this school required extreme attention for both academic and behavioral reasons.
When Christmas or any holiday or even just the weekend came around, Sue and many of the other students said something that surprised me. I was shocked to hear a middle school kid ever mutter these words.
“I don’t want to go home.”
Staying at school meant not being home. This boy had a grandmother who cared about him, but his home wasn’t teeming with space or fancy toys. Long weekends and holidays are loved the world over by all ages. It really woke me up to the life these kids live when they would rather stay at school than have time off.
The day before a break, I’m used to students bouncing off the walls, barely able to contain their excitement. For many at the underserved, ignored Title I school, the days before breaks were somber, tepid and nervous.
This holiday season -- scratch that, any given random Tuesday -- it’s never a bad time to appreciate what you have. I never did that enough. As I’ve gotten older, and especially after sharing my life with disadvantaged young people who have a stacked deck against them in a laughably uneven playing field, I do it every day.
Appreciate what you have, because some have never had it. Think not about what more you want, but what you've never needed. Be grateful for the things you never need to ask for, but are always there.
We don't choose the family we are born into. Some of us are more fortunate than others. Always keep that in mind and never lose perspective.
Have a Happy Holiday!
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Sunday, November 5, 2023
Two Truths and a Why: A CGI Fridays Feature
Website analytics show most readers skip past the introduction and get straight to the point. I do it, you do it, your parents used to to not do it but are doing it now.
Journalism is a barren wasteland full of repetitive, pointless buzzwords and that's why I'm not going to waste too much time writing this introd
The following is the Top 50 of my CGI Fridays Infinity List - my all-time movie rankings - and I'll be identifying two of my favorite truths about each film, but also something I would have chang
Without wasting any more of your time, lettuce begi
*please forgive any formatting nonsense - this is Blogger not the Arizona Republic*
How it started... |
1, Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge of the Sith
Truth: The Duel on Mustafar is everything
Truth: The impending sense of doom and rise of the Empire is oddly satisfying
Why isn't it longer? (I know I want more, but I shouldn't.)
There was a time when directors were cognizant of the two and a half hour mark. I appreciate that in film, but Revenge of the Sith could and should have been at least three hours.
2. Captain America: The Winter Soldier
Truth: Chris Evans solidifies his place next to RDJ in the MCU
Truth: Spy thriller + super hero blockbuster + action movie = yes
Why does everyone have actual plot armor?
Hard to find a flaw with my favorite superhero movie of all time, but multiple characters take pretty serious bullet wounds and turn out alright.
3. Spider-Man 2
Truth: The most successful telling of a hero's journey
Truth: Almost 20 years later, the train sequence still amazes even my students (who were born years after the movie even came out)
Why does Peter say "There are bigger things happening here than me and you" to Harry?
After the misunderstanding of a lifetime, he could have given him something better than that. Something! Anything!
4. Captain America: Civil War
Truth: There are no winners in this war; Steve and Tony both have good reason for what they're doing
Truth: Airport fight was the most impressive assembly until 2019
Why did Rhodey live?
Okay, that sounds barbaric, but they should have killed someone off and the clear answer given the circumstances, unfortunately, was Rhodey.
5. The Dark Knight
Truth: Joker is the best villain performance of all time
Truth: Hans Zimmer's soundtrack (like all his work) is iconic
Why did Christian Bale go so hard with the Bat-voice?
A small, insignificant complaint but someone get this (Bat)man a lozenge.
6. Avengers: Infinity War
Truth: The best alien villain performance of all time (was anybody else rooting for Thanos?)
Truth: A decades worth of characters and stories culminating in an historical epic for the ages
Why does Nebula tell Peter Thanos (probably) killed Gamora?
Keep it to yourself! Read the room...err...planet!
7. Spider-Man
Truth: The origin story of superhero and supervillain origin stories
Truth: The emotion - but also the brutality - of the climax is something you don't see often in superhero films
Why make it so obvious?
Hiding Peter's new powers is something Spider-Man films have always struggled with for dramatic effect, from the fight with Flash (Tobey) to the basketball scene (Andrew) to Peter's disappearing act in Europe (Tom).
8. Iron Man
Truth: The best casting decision in cinematic history
Truth: Pre-Disney Marvel tone was more mature and less jokey
Why don't the kidnappers in the cave realize Tony is misbehaving?
They should have figured out a lot (lot) sooner that he wasn't building them their weapon.
9. The Avengers
Truth: Marvel's plan to bring all these heroes together somehow worked - after never working before
Truth: Alan Silvestri's Avengers theme... nuff said
Why is Captain America wearing a onesie?
The Avengers is a masterpiece, but Cap's suit is not.
10. Guardians of the Galaxy
Truth: Awesome Mix revolutionized music in movies
Truth: Genuinely funny and even more fun
Why did Ronan fall prey to the dance-off?!
You know what, it works. Guardians was a perfect foil to the seriousness of The Avengers... although it inspired Disney to make everything sillier.
11. Kingsman: The Secret Service
Truth: The church scene. The ****** ****ing church scene.
Truth: A breath of fresh air in a Hollywood losing its creativity
Why were the Kingsman so easy to infiltrate?
Eggsy, Harry and Merlin formed the most surprising Big 3 of the 21st century.
12. Avengers: Endgame
Truth: An emotional, triumphant culmination of 21 movies
Truth: Where so many franchises don't get a proper sendoff, Endgame got to, well, end
Why is Thor fat?
Marvel did so many things right over the years but the gradual character destruction of Thor was not one of them. There are plenty of other impactful ways to write grief than giving up vegetables.
13. Batman Begins
Truth: The emphasis on an origin story builds character on screen and with your audience
Truth: Nailed the Batman reveal in the warehouse
Why did Batman kill (read: not save) Liam Neeson?
Batman won't kill, but "doesn't have to save" Ra's al Guhl? Chalk it up to a rookie Batman, but I'm surprised it was never spoke of again like Peter Parker tracking down his uncle's killer.
14. Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back
Truth: "No, I am your father." (sorry spoilers!)
Truth: The good guys don't always have to win
Why does Obi-Wan not remember Leia as their other hope?
The Star Wars Original Trilogy has some moments that are simply chalked up to "Lucas hadn't written the prequels yet," with a certain kiss being the least aged moment of the saga.
15. Captain America: The First Avenger
Truth: The MCU's true beginning and first superhero is a feel good film
Truth: When world-building was an artform done well
Why did Hydra write the names of the cities on the bombs?
Wouldn't there be some sort of targeting system, even in the 1940s?
16. Kingsman: The Golden Circle
Truth: Drugs are bad, murder is wrong, but good writing is good
Truth: The action (and music) somehow ramps up even more
Why were the Statesman so underutilized?
Probably saving them for the sequel, but here we are over six years later with nothing to show for it.
17. Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace
Truth: Now THAT is podracing!
Truth: The Duel of the Fates (that is all)
Why is Jar-Jar Binks so annoying?
My issue isn't the character himself because the Gungans are a great concept, but why did George "The Maker" Lucas go so far with poor Jar-Jar?
18. The Amazing Spider-Man 2
Truth: Making Electro pathetic made him a stronger, sadder villain
Truth: Following through and pulling no punches on Gwen's arc elevates this movie
Why did they set up the Sinister Six so hastily?
Of course, the answer is money. It's always money.
19. The Dark Knight Rises
Truth: Batman's return is just as cool as his introduction from Begins
Truth: Christopher Nolan nails the emotional sendoff
Why didn't Bane and Talia just blow up Gotham? At any moment?
Because the slow knife cuts the deepest... duh!
20. Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope
Truth: Luke's hero's journey gets a humble, innocent, endearing start
Truth: Darth Vader is the coolest character in cinematic history
Why didn't the Imperials shoot the escape pod?
Even during Imperial tax season, one laser can't possibly set the Empire at its peak too far behind.
21. Spider-Man 3
Truth: The heart of the previous entries remains
Truth: By bringing Peter down, Raimi's Spider-Man moments continue to hit hard
Why was Gwen Stacy in this movie?
I know what you're thinking. He's not going after Goth Tobey? Or the three villains? I actually think the movie's biggest issues stem from Gwen being shoehorned into an already jammed narrative. If you want to know more, you know where to find me.
22. Black Panther
Truth: A superhero adventure but also intelligent social commentary
Truth: Villains with something to say are the best villains
Why didn't T'Chaka take Erik home to Wakanda?
To the movie's credit, they address this question. But "to maintain the lie" makes the former King look like a coward. (So I guess like most Kings in history.)
23. Avengers: Age of Ultron
Truth: All the Avengers on screen again is worth every second
Truth: Ultron is super cool, but...
...Why doesn't he hack the internet or something?
Ultron is a fascinating villain and chews up every bit of screen, but his plan should have been more practical.
24. Dawn of the Planet of the Apes
Truth: Caesar is a GOAT protagonist
Truth: The depth of both the apes and humans are so well written
Why do some of the apes join Koba?
This is less a plot issue and more me screaming at the screen wondering why any ape would turn on Caesar.
25. John Wick
Truth: "Gun fu?" Yes, please.
Truth: The combat deserves praise, but the story has heart at its center
Why doesn't Viggo protect his son better?
Safe house? More like party house! He hangs him out to dry because he doesn't love him. Sad.
26. Ex Machina
Truth: Movie about artificial intelligence that is more intelligent than artificial
Truth: Three dynamic, magnetic performances from a tight cast
Why is the house so advanced in every way but security?
It takes a man to admit when he is nitpicking. This is a nitpick.
27. Star Wars: Episode II - Attack of the Clones
Truth: The omnipresent compelling mystery of the Clone Wars keeps you guessing
Truth: Yoda-Dooku lightsaber duel (actually the whole final act)
Why are Anakin and Padme's love scenes so coarse and rough?
Like sand. I don't mind the love story and the actors aren't an issue for me. It's the wooden dialogue and emotionless performances. Without them, this is a top 20 movie.
28. Spider-Man: Homecoming
Truth: Bring Spidey firmly into the MCU? Mission accomplished
Truth: Tom Holland is the best Peter Parker yet
Why is Tony's security at Stark Tower nonexistent?
The climax of Homecoming is dependent on Tony and Happy's negligence. The cargo on that plane should have been guarded by a legion of Iron Men.
29. Rogue One: A Star Wars Story
Truth: Shows a smaller story can be just as rich in plot as a big one
Truth: The best Darth Vader scene in the saga, although...
...Why didn't Vader use the force to retrieve the Death Star plans?
Not a plot hole, but still a moment worth questioning.
30. Rise of the Planet of the Apes
Truth: A prequel/reboot better than the classic original is worth celebrating
Truth: Takes its time with a slow build that develops character
Why is the laboratory staff so careless?
Surely nobody expects the worst (in this case a global catastrophe) but the medical staff is pretty loosey goosey with protocol.
31. Sicario
Truth: Tension built at peak levels
Truth: Incredible ensemble cast
Why do the Americans allow dangerous cartels to grow for personal benefit?
As if the U.S. government would do such a thing!
32. The Greatest Showman
Truth: Hugh Jackman is a tour de force
Truth: So many original hits in one soundtrack inspired sing-a-long bonus viewings
Why is there a love triangle?
*He asks to a society addicted to nonsense like The Bachelor*
33. Star Wars: Episode VI - Return of the Jedi
Truth: Luke and Vader's father-son conflict (and their lightsaber rematch) reaches an emotional conclusion
Truth: The raid and rescue from Jabba's palace is fun, but...
...Why did the plan to save Han have 98 steps?
What if step 48 and 63 were to fail? What then?!
34. The Replacements
Truth: My favorite sports movie because it's more than sports
Truth: "At first I was afraid, **** I was petrified."
Why did the Sentinels bench Falco for Martel?
I assume Dan Snyder was also the owner of this fictitious Washington football team.
35. Sing Street
Truth: A great coming-of-age story even without the great music
Truth: Adam Levine has a song and it's also great
Why does the brother let him go at the end?
I know exactly why, I'm just saying the journey will be extremely treacherous! Perhaps even deadly!
36. Iron Man 3
Truth: While derisive of its predecessors, it has some of the most fun in the entire MCU
Truth: Final act is a blast
Why does Tony give the world his home address?
It's meant to demonstrate Tony's erratic behavior, sure, but come on.
37. Kick-Ass
Truth: Answers the eternal question of "could I be a superhero?" pretty accurately
Truth: Nicolas Cage is the perfect Big Daddy
Why does Hit-Girl cuss so much?
Manners, girl!
38. Doctor Strange
Truth: Benedict Cumberbatch is yet another spot-on MCU casting
Truth: Visual expectations met and surpassed
Why did the Beyonce joke make the final cut?
Humor isn't easy, but the MCU used to do it so, so well.
39. Tarzan (1999)
Truth: PHIL. COLLINS. SOUNDTRACK.
Truth: Heartwarming, emotional, poignant and genuine
Why did *NSYNC only have one song?
Best song on the soundtrack? "Son of Man?" "Strangers Like Me?" I'm gonna go with "You'll Be in My Heart."
40. District 9
Truth: Neil Blomkamp is a sci-fi genius
Truth: Sharlto Copley is fantastic yet tragic (fantastically tragic?)
Why are so many of the aliens kind of useless?
Okay, that's every alien movie.
41. Taken
Truth: Liam Neeson had always been a badass. Now everyone knows.
Truth: Taken is intense but it has brains and heart, unlike its sequels
Why couldn't Qui-Gon Jinn or Ra's al Guhl fight like Bryan Mills?
The Jedi Master and League of Shadows architect are lacking a particular set of skills.
42. Eddie the Eagle
Truth: Taron Egerton's + Hugh Jackman = Yes, please
Truth: As uplifting as a movie can get
Why wouldn't the Olympics take Eddie seriously?
Are you telling me a book was judged by its cover?! IN THIS SOCIETY?!
43. Thor
Truth: The scene where Thor gets his powers back is elite
Truth: Shakespearian Thor is the best Thor, even if it isn't the most popular
Why wouldn't Odin tell Loki the truth earlier?
That situation was handled very poorly... but being a father is hard, especially the All-Father.
44. War for the Planet of the Apes
Truth: Michael Giacchino's soundtrack is some of his best work in a catalogue of gems
Truth: You don't mess with the GOAT protagonist's family
Why did the Colonel/the traitor apes keep Caesar alive?
Plot armor for a protagonist is nothing new but there are a lot of reasons not to keep him alive.
45. You Don't Mess With the Zohan
Truth: My favorite Sandman movie (followed by The Longest Yard and Big Daddy)
Truth: It's Sandler's most hilariously Jewish movie
Why is this the best movie about Israeli-Palestinian conflict?
Sandler does a lot of schtick, but he actually has something to say here besides the bush.
46. John Wick: Chapter 2
Truth: Gun fu is back and better than ever!
Truth: Another pair of fun villains
Why does John kill on Continental grounds knowing full well the consequences?
Don't be silly... to spawn another movie or two or three or eight.
47. Boyhood
Truth: Richard Linklater making this movie over 12 years is a remarkable achievement in film
Truth: Kids are fun and growing up is sad
Why did they make another Star Wars movie?
Confused? Watch this scene, which takes place in 2008.
48. Iron Man 2
Truth: Robert Downey Jr. IS Iron Man
Truth: If you didn't like Iron Man 2, go watch it again and then let me know
Why does Tony keep his illness from Pepper?
Tony's ego may be big, but there's no reason for him to self-destruct after the lessons of the first movie..
49. Star Wars: The Force Awakens
Truth: I believed in the reboot (at this point)
Truth: Kylo Wren had so much potential (at this point)
Why did they do the heroes of the original trilogy -- Luke, Han & Leia -- so dirty?
Han is a deadbeat dad, lost the Millennium Falcon and isn't with Leia, who is a toothless politician, and Luke... I have nothing to say that hasn't been said.
50. 42
Truth: Chadwick Boseman can do it all, from Jackie Robinson to James Brown to Thurgood Marshall to Black Panther
Truth: Along with The Replacements, is my favorite sports movie of all time, followed by Like Mike and The Longest Yard (2005)
Why did racism and segregation exist?
Seriously... give me one good reason. Society's biggest sin continues to plague us today.
Wednesday, October 18, 2023
Sports: Does "Moneyball" Really Work? Only If You Actually Spend Money
In fact, other than Arizona, no team outside the top 16 in payroll won a playoff game. The Minnesota Twins at number 16 won one. To find another playoff victory, you'd have to climb all the way up to the top ten to the Atlanta Braves, who also won one.
This year's final four - the Texas Rangers and Houston Astros squaring off in the American League, and the Philadelphia Phillies and Arizona Diamondbacks dueling in the National League - has three of those top seven teams in payroll with a remainder of one massive underdog.
According to the reliable salary website Spotrac, The Rangers have baseball's 4th highest payroll, the Phillies 5th, the Astros are 7th and the Diamondbacks are... 21st.
Rangers
2023 Payroll: $251,332,754 (4th)
Luxury Tax: YES (by ~$18.3 million)
"Big" Free Agent Signings (>$10 million annually):
- Martin Perez ($19.7 million) *original Ranger re-signed in free agency
- Nathan Eovaldi ($18.6 million)
- Jon Gray ($15 million)
- Andrew Heaney ($12 million)
"Huge" Free Agent Signings (>$20 million annually):
- Corey Seager ($35 million) *7th highest-paid in MLB **10-year, $325 million deal is 3rd highest in MLB history
- Jacob deGrom ($30 million) *injured **T-15th highest-paid in MLB
- Marcus Semien ($26 million) *T-23rd highest-paid in MLB
Blockbuster Trade Acquisitions (>$10 million annually):
- Max Scherzer (~$23 million with Mets contributing) *actual $43.3 million salary is T-1st in MLB **acquired at trade deadline for top prospect Luisangel Acuna (yes, his brother)
Regular Trade Acquisitions (<$10 million annually):
- Nathaniel Lowe ($4 million) *acquired from Rays in December 2020
- Mitch Garver ($3.9 million) *acquired from Twins for Isiah Kiner-Falefa in March 2022
- Jordan Montgomery ($3.4 million) *acquired from Cardinals at trade deadline
- Aroldis Chapman ($1.9 million) *acquired from Royals prior to trade deadline for Cole Ragans
- Austin Hedges ($1.6 million) *acquired from Pirates at trade deadline
- Chris Stratton ($948,402) *acquired from Cardinals at trade deadline
- Jonah Heim ($745,660) *acquired from A's in Elvis Andrus-Khris Davis swap in February 2021
- Dane Dunning ($742,840) *acquired from White Sox for Lance Lynn in December 2020
- Josh Sborz ($733,450) *acquired from Dodgers in February 2021
- Josh Smith ($727,095) *acquired from Yankees in Joey Gallo trade in July 2021
Waiver Claims: N/A
Homegrown Players:
- Josh Jung *FanGraphs 20th overall prospect entering 2023
- Jose Leclerc
- Leody Taveras *22nd ranked international prospect in 2015 (Juan Soto was 25th for those scoring at home)
- Jonathan Hernandez *injured
- Evan Carter *rookie **MLB.com 8th overall prospect
- Cody Bradford *rookie
Astros
2023 Payroll: $237,107,748 (7th)
Luxury Tax: YES (by ~$4.1 million)
"Big" Free Agent Signings: (>$10 million annually):
- Jose Abreu ($19.5 million)
- Michael Brantley ($12 million)
- Rafael Montero ($11.9 million)
"Huge" Free Agent Signings: (>$20 million annually): NONE
Blockbuster Trade Acquisitions ($>10 million annually):
- Justin Verlander (~$23 million with Mets contributing) *actual $43.3 million salary is T-1st in MLB **acquired at trade deadline for top prospect Drew Gilbert and Ryan Clifford
- Ryan Pressley ($14 million) *acquired from Twins in July 2018
Regular Trade Acquisitions ($<10 million annually):
- Yordan Alvarez ($7.8 million) *acquired from Dodgers in August 2016 for Josh Fields (yeah, I know)
- Kendall Graveman ($2.8 million) *injured **acquired at trade deadline from White Sox
- Phil Maton ($2.6 million) *acquired from Guardians in July 2021 for Myles Straw
- Mauricio Dubon ($1.4 million) *acquired from Giants in May 2022
- Yainer Diaz ($720,300) *rookie **acquired from Guardians in July 2021 for Myles Straw
Waiver Claims: N/A
Homegrown Players:
- Alex Bregman *2nd overall pick in 2015 (compensation for not signing 2014 1st overall pick Brady Aiken) **14th highest-paid player in MLB
- Jose Altuve *2016 and 2017 AL MVP **17th highest-paid player in MLB
- Framber Valdez
- Kyle Tucker *5th overall pick in 2015
- Cristian Javier
- Jose Urquidy
- Jeremy Pena *5th in 2022 AL Rookie of the Year voting
- Chas McCormick
- Bryan Abreu
- Hunter Brown
- J.P France
- Grae Kessinger
- Lance McCullers Jr. *injured
- Ronel Blanco
- Luis Garcia *injured
Phillies
2023 Payroll: $245,419,295 (5th)
Luxury Tax: YES (by ~$12.5 million)
"Big" Free Agent Signings (>$10 million annually):
- Taijuan Walker ($18 million)
- Craig Kimbrel ($10 million)
"Huge" Free Agent Signings (>$20 million annually):
- Bryce Harper ($27.5 million) *13-year, $330 million deal is 2nd highest in MLB history
- Trea Turner ($27.3 million) *second $300 million contract on the team (the Yankees have three)
- Zack Wheeler ($24.5 million) *31st highest-paid player in MLB
- Nick Castellanos ($20 million) *T-50th highest-paid player in MLB
- Kyle Schwarber ($20 million) *T-50th highest-paid player in MLB
Blockbuster Trade Acquisitions (>$10 million annually):
- J.T. Realmuto ($23.9 million) *acquired from Marlins in February 2019 for top prospect Sixto Sanchez, two others and bonus money **34th highest-paid player in MLB
Regular Trade Acquisitions ($<10 million annually):
- Gregory Soto ($3.9 million) *acquired from Tigers in January 2023
- Michael Lorenzen ($2.8 million) *acquired from Tigers at trade deadline
- Edmundo Sosa ($950,000) *acquired from Cardinals in July 2022
- Garrett Stubbs ($741,000) *acquired from Astros in November 2021
- Brandon Marsh ($734,500) *acquired from Angels in August 2022 for top prospect Logan O'Hoppe
- Cristian Pache ($720,000) *acquired from A's in March 2023
- Cristopher Sanchez ($510,638) *acquired from Rays in November 2019 for Curtis Mead
Waiver Claims
- Jake Cave (2022)
Homegrown Players:
- Aaron Nola *7th overall pick in 2014
- Ranger Suarez
- Seranthony Dominguez
- Alec Bohm *3rd overall pick in 2018
- Bryson Stott *14th overall pick in 2019
- Johan Rojas
- Orion Kerkering
- Rhys Hoskins *injured
Diamondbacks
2023 Payroll: $119,257,651 (21st)
Luxury Tax: Not even close (under by ~$113.7 million)
"Big" Free Agent Signings: (>$10 million annually):
- Madison Bumgarner ($18 million) *released in April
"Huge" Free Agent Signings: (>$20 million annually): NONE
Blockbuster Trade Acquisitions (>$10 million annually):
- Nick Ahmed ($10.6 million) *released in September **acquired from Braves in January 2013
Regular Trade Acquisitions (<$10 million annually):
- Lourdes Gurriel Jr. ($5.8 million) *acquired from Blue Jays in December 2022 for Daulton Varsho
- Zac Gallen ($5.6 million) *acquired from Marlins in July 2019 for Jasrado "Jazz" Chisholm Jr.
- Tommy Pham ($1.6 million) *acquired from Mets at trade deadline
- Paul Sewald ($1.4 million) *acquired from Mariners at trade deadline
- Gabriel Moreno ($722,500) *acquire from Blue Jays in December 2022 for Daulton Varsho
- Emmanuel Rivera ($538,069) *acquired from Royals in August 2022
Waiver Claims
- Christian Walker (2017)
Homegrown Players:
- Corbin Carroll *16th overall pick in 2019
- Geraldo Perdomo
- Kevin Ginkel
- Ryne Nelson
- Alek Thomas
- Brandon Pfaadt *FanGraphs 23rd overall prospect entering 2023
- Luis Frias
- Jose Herrera *7th ranked international prospect in 2013 (Rafael Devers was 6th)
- Slade Cecconi
- Andrew Saalfrank
- Jordan Lawlar *6th overall pick in 2021
- Pavin Smith *7th overall pick in 2017
Look what I did with poor Cleveland by writing a few big checks! |